Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, May 31, 2003

It's a quiet Saturday night, the kids are asleep, Alane is away, nothing to do but -- watch Cops on TV.

What a terrific show. Sure, other networks are offering "Lethal Weapon" and "Rush Hour," and other slick dramas that are nominally based on the intricacies of law enforcement.

Forget Hollywood. Cops has superior sets, engaging dialogue, and character development that makes modern screenplays read like stick figure storyboards by comparison.