Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, May 30, 2003

I've sent e-mails out to a handful of Mastandreas to get this thing started. Though I'm sure I can come up with enough ranting to keep this page full. We shall see who takes the bait. Right now I'm done with dinner (pork chops in mustard sauce, white rice and peas -- Mojo ate while Cookie continues to snooze). Now we've got Monsters Inc. playing on the TV, so I gotta watch the news thru my PC. No problem, since I got that TV-tuner card.