We're resolved to not help Vito finish his new screenplay until he completes the one he started last week -- the one about the guy who goes to his vacation house and tries without success to cash the giant bankcheck he's been carrying around for hours. But no luck... Each time he enters the bank, they tell him, "yessir, the funds are there -- it's certainly not a rubber check," but they simply cannot cash it. No matter how many Gatorades he drinks. Or how hard he tries to not think about baseball.

How do you end a story like that? WWVS?