Let it just be known that I am saddened by missing out on Cousin Joe visiting Jupiter Farms. I feel like I missed out on Haley's Comet. But I fear not, for I know everyone fell in love with him, and he will be making a trek back. If not, I have some really cool Nebraska Chamber of Commerce packets, and I'd throw around the idea of packin up the grunions and heading out west. Steve, you're coming! You're awesome, Joe! See you in Sarpey.
Back in good ole' FLAH, we are "batten down the hatches" aka, buying insane quantities of bottled water, D batteries, plywood (well, not us, we're supposed to get 3' floods: welcome reptilious creatures, come in and have coffee), washing every towel and linen, and trying to make Guiness this year with the most bags of potato chips purchased during a period of Marshall Law.