Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Jim Cantore is more performance artist than meteorologist. I've seen him speak at a meterological conference, and I've seen other meteorologists speak at weather conferences. You get a sense of what they like. Some meterologists like numbers, and can ramble about algoriths until the tide has come and gone twice. Cantore? Make sure he's in the spotlight. And get his good side.

It's nice to know that even high water can't stop the coffee at Spumoni South. Be careful what you do with the leftover potato chips. I think that there is a 15 year old bag of pretzels at Castle 1526. I'd hate to think that that sort of thing is genetic