Welcome to Bratislava! Before leaving for Brooklyn this morning, I checked the police blotter in the newspaper to learn the results of Steve's night out. Maybe I should have checked the National News section. Or maybe Frylock just taught Broadway Joe how to go to sleep early... but I doubt it. With any luck, one of both of them spent at least a portion of the evening wearing a big hat. Because everything, and I mean everything, is like a hat.

At least Airport Guy knows what that means now.