Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The leper ribs were quite tasty. I liked them. Though I do think our slow cooker runs hot. Just like our grill out back -- the lowest temperature setting has four digits.

As for Limbaugh, he's no worse than Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and all the other cranks who... I can't really listen to anymore. Too grating. Predictable. Repetitive.

I don't see any future for issue-driven campaigning -- unless the issue is free beer and a two-day work-week. That'll get people beyond party affiliation. Until then, I know who I'm pulling for in the next Ohio elections.