Ah, school days... They loom large now for the chimps (thanks for the school supplies, Merle!). And they bring back such fond memories for us. Like fire drills. And reject sneakers (everyone else had Pro-Keds!). And Helen standing over me with the giant eraser as I toiled through my homework. And when I erred, she'd angrily erase my work, make me re-do it, and often exclaim: "You got brains in your ass!"

Alas, she was quite right about that. And really, this explains a lot.