Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, August 26, 2005

It's just before 5:30 a.m. and I can't sleep. It's not the hurricane forced rain bans we were conned into thinking we'd be getting, but possibly the Bailey's Irish creme with Hazelnut Coffeemate and a pound of whip cream that Steve and I concocted.
Since everyone that contributes to the blog is either a 1st cousin, or Vito, or Gene from Connecticut, I decided to share my list of 1st cousins living in Russia. You know, so you could become familiar with their names.
1. Sergei (21) Jenia's partner in crime growing up. He taught me curses.
2. Maxim (14) The above's brother. I love him, he lives next door as well, and had summer vacation, so he was with us a lot. Comical.
3. Julia (25ish) never met her, but am looking forward to it. She is now a proud owner of a few sassy Sephora lip glosses.
4. Igor (21) Imperative that I meet him on my next journey, reason being, his name is Igor.