well i don't have any erectile dysfunction stories but there is that whole steroid controversy and that will give you some dysfuction. I can tell you the guy in front of me on I95 had the entire painting of the last supper across the back of his suburban. Now thats classy. I do not get these guys that drive around with thier last name on the back window of the car. Its just bizarre.

So I guess i will be the one to briefly describe the Elvis impersonator we went to see on wednesday night. You know that this show is going to be good when there are members of the band so old they are in wheelchairs. The drummer could only play like 1 song out of every 4 because he was winded. The best part of the show was the original back up singers for elvis, the Jordanaires, were great but even they were all in thier 80's. This guy put forth no effort. I saw a better impersonation at my wedding. He did not move like him and on a song or two he did sound ok but the back up guys were singing for him. $40 a ticket. I feel dumber for having wasted that much time. We had more amusement in Johnny Rockets. Those guys are GOOD. Even the audience was a joke. There were more misfits and morons than i have ever seen in one place. The 4 antiques in front of us must have been farting or one shit in his pants because i could taste the stink it was so bad. No Elvis memorabilia here to sell but lots of misfits and bad hair. in one word WOW!