Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Haven't watched a lot of baseball this season, but I did have the game on tonight. Noticed the commercials lean heavily toward erectile dysfunction treatments... lots of Levitra, Cialis, Viagra, etc. They've been on for a while, I know, but for some reason I started to take it personally: are the hidden persuaders trying to tell me that people who watch baseball can't get stiffies?

Well, I can take a hint. I have since changed the channel. I'm watching C-SPAN now. A fascinating discussion of Medicare regulation. I'm feeling somewhat sleepy. And strangely flaccid.

Almost makes me wonder if any Macaroni Dish regulars have related stories... Anyone?