Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

So much for the MLB's efforts to blackout local games... I'm (inexplicably) watching the Indians get spanked by the Yankees over the Internet (instead of walking downstairs to turn on the television). I was poking around this evening's list of webcast games while the Mets-Phillies game remains delayed. Clicking on the Indians game did, as expected, take me to big text message saying I would not be able to view that game in this area. But in attempting to get back to the listing, I accidentally defeated the block. Don't tell Steinbrenner -- he'll go postal if he finds out his beloved YES feed can potentially be seen by people NYers who choose not to pay big $ to their local cable operators for the basic plan.

Bernie goes boom, indeed.