Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

John i believe that wood working like that requires a helping hand from our cousin Dominic . Now he is quite a craftsmen. He once sanded down Uncle Lenny's front door while they were in Italy. He used a planer and did not remove any hinges or lock hardware. Needles to say when they finally go the door open after thier flight they had to buy a new door. It was too small but still sticking. For the record i recall thier front door sticking in the winter my entire life. They live in that house 50+ years.

Well sounds like duane maybe a craftsmen too. Molly, does that job come wth a jumpsuit? I always wanted a job where you get to wear an evil knievel type jumpsuit. There aren't many though. My uncle Vito once gave me a Postal jumpsuit. It was excellent. Who new they had cool uniforms. I asked if he had ever worn one and he just said " AAAHHHH. Get outta here" Maybe I can talk Sephora into adapting our polyester stink factory uniform into a black jumpsuit. i dunno. Ladies may not go for it. Maybe i can get Uncle Vito a job there Part Time after he retires.

Things I have broken......

  • Steve Fatones motorcyle.
  • Video camera from Steve's Video on 86th street(Dominic helped)
  • Sal Lineas head with the brain fruit growing on the tree at the Sleepy Hollow Inn.
  • The new curtains at grandma's house in ravenswood. Window slammed shut and tore them down the center . grandpa covered for me.
  • Every toy Steve ever got till we were about 4 and 7 years old. Oh the broken one is yours.
  • the crooked fence at uncle joe's old house during CHUDD Bowl 1,2,3
  • Clinique glass case that was once in Macy's.
  • Jessica's car the first night we went out.
  • Ceiling Fan at the villa on Jupiter lakes Blvd. Oh wait....Everything in that villa.
  • My rib wrestling steve fatone in the kitchen
  • John's grandfather Jack's eardrum with a new years eve popper
  • The very grill steve cooked out on memeorial day weekend. We actually smashed the cast iron gril while cleaning it with a 3500 psi pressure washer we rented. They actually told us to be careful with the precision tip. I gave steve and myself black and blues on our feet. POWER....
  • Paul greco's knee cap. I once hit a line drive he pitched and man did he hit the mound.

What did Betty always call molly?