Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Ellie's tale of strange neighbors conjures up distant memories -- of law school, of all things. The first few days of regular classes, in fact, when we discussed the case of Haslem v. Lockwood, 37 Conn. 500 (1871), in which the parties fought over, you guessed it, a pile of shit.

It was as if a Mastandrea had written the syllabus!

(It's a pretty old case so it's hard to find a link, but if you scroll down on this page you'll see the actual court opinion -- a scintillating read!)

Oh, my latest find on YouTube? Old Crazy Eddie commercials. There are a few on this clip; the last two are the best ones.