Oh my. Where do I begin? I know John. keep it lighthearted........that is so hard sometimes. My alter ego Captain Sarcastro bubbles to the surface and erupts.
ok.
I would have to say that Justinius would be beat down pretty hard in a square off. Let us discuss the real reason for this dialogue in the first place. Lets just Broadway Joe's parties are always the place to be. They are legendary. He knows how to have fun. So there lies a degree of jealousy somewhere in this and somewhere along the line the most primal of reactions has reared its ugly head. The square off.
For the record:
On one occassion I watched in awe as Broadway Joe gave a Full Suplex to Anthony Micheal. Anthony made a comment that he used kick us down when we were ball biters and he still could. It took a mere 30 seconds for the four of us to react and pounce on his 6'4" 350 pound redneck frame. We took him down. Steve and Broadway got his arms and me and keyser grabbed his legs dragging him out on Spumoni's front lawn. I spun around after he swung at me and Broadway grabbed him and flipped him over slamming him on the grass. The 3 of us just stared in amazement. It was awesome. I wish it were on film but it was too dark out. There is also a documented icident where a security guy hit broadway Joe's brother mistaking him for a crazy fan and Joe pushed off his body guard, leaped over an escalator in the airport and took the guy down on the opposite escalator
NOW. "The 4 fongools" have all taken beatens at one time or another from each other. We are quite ruthless and brutal to one another. It just has to happen sometimes. I would have to say that Justinius would be beat down pretty hard in a square off. Justin would go down........fast.

A history of beatens we will save for another day.

Bettyisms. I too think about Betty often. I think that Pee Wee makes faces the way she did. I believe Whoopi Goldberg was the inspiration for the name Molly. I know but i cannot say why . We shall never know why.

1. Sarah Sarah sitting in a chevrolet. All day long she sits and shifts. Shifts and sits.
2. Whats in the vent? Those are Mulligas. What? Mulligas. ok grandma ill vacuum them. Can anyone define mulliga? I googled it but no confirmed result.
3. i am going to the shiropodists office. the who?
   
4. Joey Hurry Hurry go to the next aisle. Why? Just go.
5. What time is it? Half past a ...............................
6. I keep gettin bit up.
   

I have a question. Does anyone else have ridiculous nicknames for all the entries in thier cell phone contact list? Is it mastandrea-ish to make up the more memorable name we last called that person or something we are personally reminded of? I have decided to put all the entries in such a code in big vin's cell. you know so he knows who is calling him?
any requests or recomendations?