Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

So there I was, shoulder to shoulder with Broadway Joe, wondering how the electric toilet worked. We defeated the safety mechanism by putting our feet on the seat; we hit the "wash" button and leaned over to look. And the last thing we saw before running away wet was this...