Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

I'm pretty sure every pair of socks I owned and wore as a kid were "irregular" (I remember the special deals at Robbins -- a 12-pack of three-stripe tube socks for $3). Which leads me to yet another theory: it was a hot and hazy day in the late 1970s that Vito bought the wacky ballons thinking it was a package of sweat-socks.