Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

I think the dream means you better hope you have a kind and understanding wife or else you are gonna get kicked hard in the crotch.

On another note, I would like to clarify an amount in a past post. John reported eating a piece of pizza. Now, unless you consider eating pretty much an entire large pie a piece or are Jenia, this seems a gross understatement.

The buses in our county are on strike. The boys are much enamored of this. They have reported this to pretty much everyone they know--swim teacher, pre-school teacher, grandma in Ohio. They also explained to me that the drivers were going to get fired. I thought this was a pretty good grasp of labor law and what could happen until I realized that they believed this to be so because Spongebob and Squidward were fired by Mr. Krabs when they striked. The boys were also quite happy to see that the striking bus drivers carried signs just like Spongebob and Squidward.

I went to Mojo's class the other day. They are studying dinosaurs. One of his friends, Jared, explained to me that dinosaurs are ex-stunk.