Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Andre smashed my spine tonight and that felt pretty good. He dropped me off at the 125th Street station of the Metro-North and slipped me a cigar. I stayed out at street level and fired it up -- having a good 20 minutes to kill, knowing how the station stinks of bathroom cleaner (better to stay outside, even with the cold). The stogie was pretty good. I grabbed a New York Press from the box on the corner and paged through -- hadn't read one of those in quite some time (they've lost their edge since the wild days of the late 90s). Watched the cops pull over a car and frisk the driver. With minutes to go until the 8:10 arrived, I put out my cigar and went upstairs. On the train I saw the newly re-elected Tuckahoe trustee and asked him about the election results. The challenger for mayor was a real ass -- we're pretty happy he lost. I got home and ate some pizza while the boys watched the Scooby Doo movie.

And now, it's time for some sleep. This weekend: we entertain Helen. I'll see Vito briefly when I go down there to pick her up. Maybe for fun I'll ask him to try to do something nice for her.