Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Is it true that Uncle Joe asked the surgeon to not cut into his leg for a vein -- he asked that they use bucatini instead? He wanted it al dente, but the doctor explained to him that's why he's in the hospital to begin with.