Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Imagine that you go to a very large mall--huge. You park at one end in the underground parking. Then you decide to go up to the third floor at the totally opposite end of the mall to Target. Imagine further, that in tow you have a three and four year old that have been walking said mall for close to 4 hours. You enter Target and are compelled to buy the largest liquid detergent in stock. You them realize that you will have to get detergent and kids back to car at opposite end of mall four floors down.

The only possible solution--Operation Target. You know full well that you will not make it back to the car with everything, unless you heist a shopping cart. Now, not certain if you could just walk brazenly out into the mall with the cart-subterfuge is in order. You meander out to the target parking lot and then enter the mall at a different door. You pick a door strategically close to the elevators. Tell chimps to behave normally. Luckily one chimp is camflouged by all the Target bags in the cart. The other seems vaguely aware that walking through the mall with a Target cart probably is not right. Eventually after practically running through the bottom level of the mall--you reach the final elevator and safety. Operation Target is a bona fide success, and a possible topselling video game.

I'm just saying imagine that happened not that I ever partaken in such tomfoolery.