As we eagerly await a Joe Shtrimps update, I can report that I just returned from my annual physical. I like my doctor -- he's personable, responsive, and seems to handle my health issues carefully. We chatted cheerfully throughout the exam until he announced that it was time to check my prostate. I replied, "Yeah! That's why I come here: for the thrill rides!"

After that, coversation was a little strained.