Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Uncle Joe thinks my dreams are bizarre. I can't argue with him on that. He should also meet my friend Andre -- he's had some pretty good dreams too. Little did he know his experience would have been a valid cause of action in China. The pro hac vice motions would've been a real pain in the ass, I'm sure.