Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

With tropical storm Ernesto bearing down on Spumoni South, I can only assume that Marie has already stocked up on batteries, Vin-man on salty snacks, Bazzukajoe on peanut butter. From the relative safety of Berea-Rose, I can only think of the wonderful potential for a silver lining (if a hurricane cloud can have a silver lining): there now exists a chance, infinitesimal though it may be, that one day this season we will actually see Jim Cantore interviewing Don Vito and we will finally get to hear someone say to Cantore on-air, "Aaaaagh, yer ass."

Talk about great moments in television!

Rob Lopicola will be kicking himself for retiring too early.
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