Our lawn is a wreck. Scorched spots, strange plants sprouting in places, patches of bare soil... And there's a corn stalk growing out of the flower patch by the lawn light. Alane has grown fond of it, otherwise I'd pull up the eyesore.

Should I work to repair it all? Or should I park my ass in a lawn chair for the rest of the day and think about what I'm going to drop onto the grill later this afternoon?

Some decisions make themselves.