Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Who sells stuff like this?Don Vito has been known to purchase off-brand merchandise (understatement of the year?). Cleaning out the refrigerator last week I felt compelled to document for posterity the label of this particular jar of brine... And no, I don't normally proofread the pickles. But somehow this particular idiom of trade dress seemed to fit very nicely with the Castle decor. And the 30-year-old stinky balloons (another bag successfully unearthed!).

La Cage Aux FatI was also intrigued by the sandwich place I saw in Terminal D of Hopkins Airport. "Sausage Kingdom" sounds way too much like the name of a film one might find in the lesser-visited corner of the adult video section (do those even exist anymore?). In any event, it appears to be a franchise chain -- one that I never heard of before (I should get out more often). I did not partake, as I was already sipping a tall Starbucks, cursing TSA.