While I appreciate the kind words, I'm afraid it hasn't shaken me of the conviction that my boys already know way too much... And we're not talking about useful knowledge. And for that I blame people like Guido. And Bazzukajoe. And the rest of you people...

(Actually, today has been a banner day for bad parenting -- I've achieved a new high... or low, actually. Maybe later I'll go downstairs and clean up the taco chips, spilled salsa, and bologna sandwich ends tossed aside from a long day of unchaperoned video games and cartoons.)

I should also point out that Frylock is a bum. And I will keep repeating that fact until he is sufficiently provoked into posting his long-overdue blog update. The bum.