Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Yes, it was a sweep to remember. I sat next to Vito the entire game and he was in rare form. Usually he has a few comments about the players, but I guess due to the Yankees performance, no one was safe from his incisive analysis. On Ty Wiggington of the Mets--"He's a pig" and on Mike Piazza--"Why are you going to pitch to that animal." A-Rod was the target of much of his disdain. The classic comment when they showed a shot of Joe Torre in the dugout--"Have another beer". Because the Mets and Yankees have Asian players, I was treated to an extremely interesting anthropological study of their culture by Vito--suffice to say Rush Limbaugh's comment on the Eagles quarterback was nothing compared to the Vito insights on Asian culture. I believe that it would be most excellent to have him do analysis of Yankees' games for TV. I imagine quite a cult following would spring up around his words of wisdom. However, like Limbaugh, certain comments would have him canned and it would be much quicker for him--probably the first inning of the first game.
Such is the price of genius.