Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Popular culture is blowjinski.
 
Many of you know what that word means; the rest of you aren't real Mastandreas.
 
And yeah, I know the Little Prince. Saw that film when I was a kid. Class trip to Radio City Music Hall. Mystery man playing the Wurlitzer to warm up the crowd. Silly movie.
 
Who was Boo Boo Bagels, anyway?