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Monday, July 26, 2004

A few thoughts...  These are some clips from Clinton's speech that got cut at the last minute. It was the part of the speech that was supposed to be a chant into the minute, narrow minds.

"When they said 'That mans' hair is too long, and he need a shave by Tommy' Kerry said 'send me in.'"

"When Oprah Winfrey's pants were not closing and she needed a pair of pliers, Kerry said 'send me in.'"

"He wasn't around for baby Jessica, but if he was he would say 'send me in.'" 

When the "men" were faced with the horror of FLASHDANCE, Kerry said "send Clinton in."

That is all.