Current polling shows that Uncle Lenny plans to vote for Rowdy Roddy Piper in November. Piper's running mate, Junkyard Dog, was quoted as being "Very pleased, grunt, to have his vote."

I've read elsewhere that Ralph Nader is researching whether he can legally list two names in the vice-president column. Afa and Sika, the Wild Samoans, were soundly defeated in the Independence Party primaries, but are reportedly ecstatic to be under consideration for inclusion on the Nader ticket.

"Send us in," they said.