Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Was anyone else a little disturbed about the President's visit with the Amish?  I have no truck with the President, however it may have been for the best that story wasn't reported else where.  Now, conversation with the Amish probably is a little hard to make (unless you are John) but come on that hat comment was lame.  Why were the men wearing straw hats instead of black wool hats in the middle of summer?  I am no rocket scientist but even I would have been able to figure that one out.  It was simply a dopey question.
 
Anyway, I had a nightmare the other night.  John and I were in a class together (no that's not the nightmare part).  The teacher of the class was John Kerry and he insisted on sitting on my desk.