Ever have a really bizarre dream experience? A few months back I had a dream I was sleeping in bed (which I was doing in reality)when I awaken to an overwhelming...well more like an unstoppable urge... to make number two. So I jump up out of bed and race over to the bathroom, pulling down my pajamas and boxer shorts while Im running...and make it on the bowl an instant before the avalanche begins. So Im sitting on the throne with a smile, shitting my brains out, relieved of the stomach pains which accompany holding back such an enormous bowel movement, but even more importantly I was relieved that I didn't make a mess in my clothes or bed. So of course, upon finishing I look down into the bowl to view this behemoth, I discover its a pile of wooden two by fours! Then I wake up!(in reality). So I look over at Kim, and panic because the physical sensation of making on the bowl was incredibly real. Therefore I must formulate a gameplan, I cannot make a sound while removing the covers....just in case theres a surprise (similar to the one the movie producer received in the Godfather). I hoped to myself it was contained to my pajamas, after all removing the fitted sheets without waking Kim was indeed going to be impossible. So I carefully and silently pulled myself out of bed, only to discover the pooping sensation was indeed merely a manifestation of my dream. And then I thought to myself thats such a good feeling, why can't have dreams like that more often?
So I guess my question is in Freudian Psychoanalysis what does shitting a pile of lumber represent?