Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

You all know how I'm a health nut, I've been this way since I was in short pants. Recently I have been truly sticking to this health conscious lifestyle. I feel wonderful, there's no doubt, but I came into one slight pickle... For years I have read that you shouldn't put anything on your skin that you can't put in your mouth, but still proceeded to spray perfumes, put on sunscreen, and wear fancy lotions. I was able to avoid these products by spraying perfume on my clothes, and using lotions made of oatmeal, but what about DEODORANT? I'm active so, using an organic fruity essence roll-on stick still won't keep me from being "schwetty from the roller boogie". I would just be moist with the aroma of mung and rotten apricot.
Any suggestions? Please, not Locatelli or Pecorino Romano...