Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Oh, and speaking of newspaper articles, yesterday's Wall Street Journal weekend section discussed boxed wines (again) in its wine column. I'm not above drinking wine from a box, so I read to get their recommendation. Imagine my delight to see that they were writing about Fish Eye wine, my old standby, now available in a box.

Then I got to this part of the story:
We first ran across FishEye, in regular bottles, as part of a tasting of the house brands of big chain stores last year. Back then, it was an exclusive offering at Harris Teeter grocery stores and we wrote that it was "consistently disappointing." Others must have disagreed, however, because the Wine Group says the brand sold so well that the company decided to put it in a box and roll it out nationally. (It is also still available in bottles.)
Why don't they just get right to the point? Piss-water.