American Airlines and US Airways..........Remind's me of riding a steaming flying turd.
As far American Airlines goes I too had the worst experience with them. We waited 1 hour in D.C. for a flight crew. When they arrived we were already on the plane and waiting. The flight attendants were in the back kitchen area and they were berating some of the passengers for thier attire as well as thier complaining. My return from Dallas was on American Airlines as well and on that flight the airline doublebooked my seat. When i spoke to the stewardess she smirked and "well your right, head over to the gate and s[peak to the woman there. Maybe she has ananswer for you." Very Helpful....I got to sit in the last seat on the plane. I told my company how awful thier flights are and that thier scheduling is only a suggestion.

UNCTIOUS.....I think you should have had your dad stand behind you guys and punch his hand everytime he leaned on the bar.

ante-difluvian-its a great word