I used to change diapers for a living, a few kids would eat the their own feces. It's a dirty world out there, really. It's funny too, because I bet the guys you know that are gross have these few rules that they live by that don't match their behavior. For example: The guy that has over excessive wax build up oozing out of his ear will have a thrombosis if you accidentally trek dirt onto the floor of his car.
OOh, Joe, I'm glad you mentioned L.A., when I'm bored at work, I stroll down 'amnesia lane' and think about all the crazy antics that happened in that town. I like how we frequented a tiny convenience stored called the Pink Dot that had a VW bug outside with propellers on top. One thing that was funny was that everywhere we went we owned the place, we got lots of freebies this trip. Free Bull rides, free pictures. (What else?) I LOVE THAT!! When I was in London, every day at 5pm we would find ourselves in a McDonald's because they give away free tea at teatime. I'm not a cheapskate, but things like this make me so happy. What else??