Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

There is a certain degree of stink that can be occasionaly rather comforting. Oddly enough the aroma of a good fart can sometimes be relaxing. That ,however, lasts but a few moments unless you unwittingly crap your pants,as broadway once did in S.I. so long ago, then you have crossed over the line. A good dump and ones own stink can very often bring comfort and relaxation, but that is over when you leave the room, Personal Aromatherapy is not something to share. I think johnny cat like to mark his territory in that manner but once again it is contained.

Tom i am so with you on this point.
I will admit Ellexa does not make it easy to maintain the cleanliness of our home but it in no way efffects the way we maintain our personal hygiene. I work in a place that promotes great fragrances so you would think that i would never encounter such offensive odors. You would be wrong. People seem to think that spraying a little Vera Wang on you can cover a rough night of binge drinking or maybe a shot of POLO BLUE would hide the fact that you have been landscaping for the last 8hrs. No sir that does not work. I especially love those that will take a shower and put back on the stink ass clothes they were sweating in the previous day. How does that help? Ahhhh yes i am nice and clean.......... i think ill cover myself with ass odor.

I have never been able to understand the kid in class that is so greasy he looks like a glazed Krispy Kreme. I sat behind a kid in chemistry and would count the clusters of dandruff in his hair. Somehow he thought slapping a little water and a comb through equaled clean. NO NO NO. I remember in Saint Catherines when i was in the 3rd grade i had a teacher, Miss Freire. She made an announcement that today we were going to address an issue effectin us all.Personal Hygiene. The class immediately knew this meant the kid in the back row that always had yellow pit stains in his white shirt and unkempt hair as well as food normally hanging on to several teeth and quite visible in conversation. I remember thinking, wow i wonder what thier couches smell like.

I ask you this. When the stink and grime is visible to the naked eye and pungent to the nose what kind of disgusting carnage is hidden by thier clothing. What does thier home smell like? Hopefully they do not have any animals because oen can only imagine what that would be like.
I agree Tom there is nothing like a hot shower to remove the stink of a rough day and start a new. I shower twice a day. Once to begin the day and once to wash away the many fragances and such i encounter.
I go to great lenths to make sure my family is supplied with adequate fragrances and encourage them to share.
As for the nose picking.........there is a time and a place.
Wow Tom you pushed button. I know steve has had a few stinkcounters in his day......