Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Thanks for the clarification, Frylock! I now feel that I can use those terms correctly. Do they qualify for the encyclopedia Mastandrea?

Loud talking? Sensational food? Excellent, I'm so glad that you all had a great time. I think that Nick's table had everything on it when I visited last July, so that's appropriate. Special thanks to Jenia for the tribute, and to all those who stared, "You don't know what you're missing!"

A chill? I don't think I've ever been prouder of Da Chimpz. You can't be referring to me. I didn't start wearing safety glasses until I took organic chemistry lab in college. That photo does remind me of a WWVS moment when I was a teen and Vito caught me peering inside the back of a transistor radio. If I recall correctly, he said, "If you break it, I'm not replacing it."