The "new" Kosters still sells Key Lime Pie from the Upper Crust Bakery, and I did in fact bring one home that night...but it just didn't feel the same. It was like the pie's integrity had been compromised by the store's unconscionable behavior. Now that I think about...there wasn't even bracciole under that glass countertop! So with the worlds premier legal mind in the field of pork at my side, we will push for the maximum penalty allowed under the law.

Another funny word:
Knish (why isn't the k silent? or is it simply missing an apostrophe?)
stretchmark: ( I really don't know why this is funny, it just is)
goiter: (sounds like an oily fried finger food you'd order at the Ale House)
chowder: (maybe because it rhymes with powder and I imagine myself pouring some into my sneakers when I go without socks)