Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

OK, Joe let me shed some light on the language barrier so that you may use these terms in your homestate with confidence.

Trunz: (proper noun) this is derived from 18th Ave. meat market of the same name. It refers to a truly foul aroma. ex. The car smelled like Trunz.
I'm sure when the Nebraska pigs take a brunz it probably smells like Trunz.

Brunz: (noun) this is not the act , but the actual contents of the bowel movement. So the proper context is not "I brunzed", but instead "I had to take a brunz", or as Joe Fatone Sr. would say I need to go the the Brunz Room. Legend has it John has dropped brunz in 300 different Manhattan public restrooms.....and left quite a few smelling like Trunz.