Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

There will be much packing into boxes this weekend. This is the final stretch.

Earlier this week, as I made the long and painful journey across Interstate 80, I sat at the steering wheel and thought to myself:

Trunz.

I was not immediately conscious of why the word had jumped into my mind. But as I drove I began to notice a foul odor. I assumed it was coming from outside, but oddly I wasn't driving out of it, even after several miles.

Finally, I decided to overtake the truck I had been following for some time. As I passed I saw a sign on the side of the truck:

Municipal waste. De-watered solids.

Now I knew whence came that stink. This was a truck full of brunz. And not just any brunz: this was freeze-dried brunz.

So of course I had to call Steve immediately to tell him about it.

"I'm driving alongside a semi carrying a load of crap-jerky," I said, or something to that effect. And I also thought of a replacement for Steve's earlier usage lesson:

"The truck full of brunz created a strong sense of trunz for all nearby motorists."

Yeah, we definitely need to open a university.