Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Your children are brilliant. I'm not even being remotely nice or biased. It's unbelievable. I can see Cookie whipping major Asian/Middle Eastern booty in the National Spelling Bee Competition. (It's about time we get some Italians in the race.) Your boys are genius material. I'm telling the world!