Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Currently all male members of the Mastandrea Clan are out back with Guido, Julio and a chain saw and chipper. Visions of Fargo dance in my head. I have stayed as far away from this project as possible. I immediately sensed a problem when John apparently is the most experienced in the handling of the chain saw. When that thing lets rip--I will bring Cookie and Mojo inside.

Cookie is not exceedingly tall or long legged. I believe that bee costume was way too small on him. It was maybe meant for Mojo or maybe Grandpa Vito bought it because it was buy one get seventy free, as he also bought these very odd plush firemen and policemen costumes. We tried to get Mojo into it and he laughed in our face. Cookie was game. Cookie is most thrilled at the thought that his Sonic dream is coming true. I believe that you will have won his undying devotion. Most definitely a best relative award. I really hope this isn't too much trouble. I am so thankful.