Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Those drinks were so old, and they were all open. We figured they had made about 4 moves. 1. Before wedding (Pre-Marie) 2. Into 1526 38th St.
3. Marissa Circle (at least 13yr. old at this point) 4. Jupiter Lakes Blvd, 5. Jupiter Farms.
5 moves, oh that's disgusting. Jenia thought it was a party, him and Joey took the funniest bash eyed pictures ever! The labels on the bottles were so old that the recipes they offered were extinct. Well, to my mother they probably were still alive and vibrant being served at the local Shriner's Club meetings. My mother had talked about making a Brandy Alexander, and we were all lost, the recipe on the bottle couldn't tell us how to make a Brandy Alexander, but it told us how to make Alexander's Brother. (How Creepy!!) Red Headed Sluts, Dog Farts, Sex on the Beach, Blue Hurricane, these names are too wild, in my mom's day they were looking for more subtle yet virtual mutant robotic regenerating elixir-friendly names. Ya know, something catchy.