Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Ooh, I know what you're talking about. I had a dear friend named Kristin that always wore those masks. It was scary because the mask was clear with an arch for the bridge of the nose and holes for the nostrils. It also had blush where the cheeks are. Very scary, and it distorted your face underneath. I say go as the blue dinosaur with a name tag. Cookie'll think it's genius! Hey, make sure I get pictures!
So I was referred to an Allergist to be tested for food allergies. The procedure starts off with someone lubing up your back, writing all over it, and sticking little needlelike sponges with common food allergens on them and pricking your back. Not only were my nerves shot and jumping for no reason, I think I was bleeding a little bit. To make a long story short, after 18 minutes, if your body reacted to the allergens with red inflammation, you're allergic to that particular food. HEAR THIS COCKADOODIE: I am allergic to: STRAWBERRIES, ORANGES, LEMONS, WHEAT, RICE, BUCKWHEAT, SWEET POTATOES, TURKEY, GREEN OLIVES, CAULIFLOWER, and CANTALOUPE.
I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in some Tofurkey lettuce wrap.