Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

I can only imagine how tasty those delicious liquours were. Those flavors even when of recent vintage are nasty, age can only intensify the nastiness. You all should have told John you were drinking the Creme of Cacao as he had recently bought some and could have joined you in the endeavor.

John mentioned that we put on the Uncle Floyd show for my folks. What he left out was Cookie's reaction to it. After a skit about duck something, Cookie's statement was, "This is not funny." After another skit Cookie stated, "This is nonsense." I couldn't have agreed more.

Yesterday as all good Italians do (and those Italian by marriage do), we spoke of the that hero Christopher Columbus. Cookie was explaining the whole thing about the people believing the world was flat. My dad said then, "Well if the world is round and you sail around the bottom, why don't you fall off?" Cookie had no response. Mojo who was just standing around said, "Because of gravity." We all just stared in amazement wondering if he would next break into an explanation of the theory of relativity