Just got back from grocery shopping. One of the items on the list: lunchmeat. Yes, school starts in exactly two days, and Cookie will expect to find a little-sumthin' in that Hot Wheels lunchbox of his...

The instruction was to get ham. Which I got. But I also saw they were having a special on mortadella. I haven't eaten that stuff in years, so I got half a pound. Unable to control myself, I opened it as soon as I got home. Very tasty! Alane was disgusted. I took it into the living room where the boys were watching television. I gave a slice to Mojo. He followed me back to the kitchen, wanting more, exclaiming "I love it!"

Go figure... Mojo likes mortadella.

(I'm sure it helps that I told him the big white fat globules were marshmallows.)