Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Back from Orlando, have some apartment prospects, now all I need is for some employer, any, to get back to me. This weekend we went to Paisano's for pizza. Janine ordered these pies: 2 pepperoni, 2 cheese, 1 sicilian, and one (Jenia's exact orders) "with everything that they have, except anchovies and pepperoni". And that was indeed what we got. There was Uncle Joe, Aunt Phyllis, Janine, Joey, Kelly, Whitney, Briahna, Nikoles, Jenia and myself. Joey and Jenia ate 6 slices, that's kind of low, I guess they were having an off day. Surprisingly, the everything pizza was quite a hit with Whitney and I.
OH, and Joey's wife, Kelly, dunks pizza in soda.
I nearly vurped bile twice at the instance of her getting an additional glass of soda for the pizza to soak in. I was used to clearing off plates that have crumbs and oil on them, not a syrup juice. This is worse than that time my friend Nicole ate chocolate with ketchup on it. (She's Swiss).