Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Before taking Jenia to any pizzeria, it is advisable to call ahead:

"Fire up the ovens, you bastards. We're coming to clean you out!"

Just don't get rowdy like they did at this restaurant. Fortunately, it was just Olive Garden food being flung about; no real meatballs were hurt in the melee.

Merl, when I visit your apartment I'm going ot pack my overnight supplies in a bag the size of a change-purse. The WWII-era gas-mask pouch that I used to carry has since fallen apart; alas I now travel with real luggage -- though I've been known to travel with no luggage at all.
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